WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Mr Anon 9:16 Wed Jun 29
New Payet chant
Now that literally every has jumped on it, time to cut it loose and think of something different!

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The Stoat 9:25 Wed Jun 29
Re: New Payet chant
We ain't got Payet
Dimitri Payet
I just don't think you understand
In the Euros he played well
And we were forced to sell
We ain't got Payet

Fivetide 9:30 Wed Jun 29
Re: New Payet chant
Might be a moot point

joe royal 9:52 Wed Jun 29
Re: New Payet chant
I thought the Geordies started the chant.

eswing hammer 10:01 Wed Jun 29
Re: New Payet chant

Real's got Payet
Dimiri Payet
I'm beginning it now to understand
He,s Zidane Zldane,s man
He's on £200,000 grand
We've lost DImitri Payet,!


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One McAvennieeeeee 10:13 Wed Jun 29
Re: New Payet chant
Fuck everyone else. I like it and more importantly he likes it.

Saul Bollox 12:44 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
We've still got Payet
He aint gone away yet.
He's still super Slaven's man
He still plays for West Ham
So you can fuck off Zidane,
We've still got Dimitri Payet.

SilverSurfer 2:59 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
can't we black up carroll, and pass him off as Payet?

Chip Shop Charlie 9:41 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
Silver:
That'd probably work. No-one can understand what either of them are saying either.

w4hammer 9:54 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
man city start two years or so back with..

"dont sell joe hart .."

D Scully (eire) 10:05 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
Celtic about 5 year ago "don't sell Mccourt"

violator 10:23 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
Nous avon Payet? Or something like that.

Manip 10:42 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
Burgers and Chips
Burgers and Chips
I like Burgers and Chips
Not as much as Payet's free kicks though.

Dr Matt 10:46 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
Do the Iceland clap thing every time he has a corner or free kick.

And also...

Payet's on fire - your defence is terrified!

He's one of our own, he's one of our own! Dimitri Payet, he's one of our own!

Jam rock Ammer 11:03 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
Love the Iceland war chant we should adopt something along those lines!

D Scully (eire) 2:09 Thu Jun 30
Re: New Payet chant
He's west ham til he dies, hes west ham til he dies,
And if he leaves Dave gold will put a bullet in his eyes

Helmut Shown 8:54 Mon Jul 4
Re: New Payet chant
How about when Anthony Taylor is the ref we do the Icelandic chant but replace the woo with cunt

Your mum 10:32 Mon Jul 4
Re: New Payet chant
Payet needs something adopted from a French song, he'd love that..

Saul Bollox 10:39 Mon Jul 4
Re: New Payet chant
Will UEFA be investigating Iceland fans for their racist monkey chants which upset all of our black players and led to them playing like a bunch of stiffs.

HairyHammer 10:58 Mon Jul 4
Re: New Payet chant
I have already discussed this the man is french the most famous French Song bar none is je ne regrette rien by Edith piaff It may sound boring but this will get his pecker up.

Ohhhhhh Dimitri Payettt, Ohhhhh Ohhhh dimitri payet

Your the one, you bring the sun This must be love

And we cant get enough,

I have more Lyrics but why the fuck I bother I have no idea no one will take the slightest bit of notice.

PMA Hammer 11:14 Mon Jul 4
Re: New Payet chant
To the tune La Mer / Beyond the Sea

Payet
Outside the D
Payet
Score one for me
We are your fans from West Ham lands
We'll watch your free kicks, that go sailing in

Payet
Inside the D
Payet scoring for free
Let the ball fly like bubbles high
And the love in our hearts
You'll be gaining


Bit gay, lyrics need work, but it's a classic French love song.

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